Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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