everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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