I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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