I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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