woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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