If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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