i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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