just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is wine microwaveable?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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