So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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