He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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should my penis look like a turkey
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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