It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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