rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.