Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.