She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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