my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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