I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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