he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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