I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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