I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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