i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He kissed a someone with a penis
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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