So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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