my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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