She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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