So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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