you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"