Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory