love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard