if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?