I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going