its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.