So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
nutella sex= disaster
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.