You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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