I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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