I wish I only lived at night.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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