You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I am mentally ready for anal.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize