On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.