I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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