My friends, they love my intelligence
I will die if light touches me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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