bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.