Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.