who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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