So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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