C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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