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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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