do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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