ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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