If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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