Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.