Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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