i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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