why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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