nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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