try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I sprained my soul last night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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