if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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