You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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