Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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