So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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